my humor archive

 

star trek humor

100 reasons why Captain Kirk is better than Captain Picard
Top things that will never happen on Star Trek

computer geek humor

Classifications of business people
If Klingons wrote code...
Where do deleted characters go?
My cupholder broke!
If Microsoft were headquartered in Georgia...
If Operating Systems were beers...
If the world made toasters...

"sexist pig" jokes

Compute your "Guyness" factor
How to understand "WifeSpeak"
Seminars for women (taught by men)
Seminars for men (taught by women)
Things NOT to say at Victoria's Secret!

true stories... or at least... they sound real

A telephone repairman's story...
A "clean" story... about soap!
An accident report
Poor analogies
A college composition assignment
"English" around the world
A telephone repairman's story

miscellaneous humor

If I ever become an evil overlord...
North Pole business reductions
Things to do in an elevator
You know you're an Engineering major when...
Mmmm... Lifesavers!
Sentient meat?
A party in Vermont
Signs you have a drinking problem

note: i've "acquired" these from the internet over the past few years. i don't know the authors, nor do i try to claim these as my own works. but, they're funny... so enjoy 'em, and relax a bit, huh?



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